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I think a “ No Robins” AU would be really cool, because while yes, there’s no Batman without Robin, can you IMAGINE the cuteness?
By “ no robin” I don’t mean the boys (Dick and Jason, but later everyone else) stay home, completely unaware of their Goth rat father fighting crime. They absolutely know he’s batman and they ABSOLUTELY want kicks in.
But Bruce won’t just let his children dive head first in Gotham’s crime pool. So he does what he does best; Pretend.
“ B! Are we there yet?”
“ Almost. Finish your chocolate milk so Jason can finish his.”
“ He’s always copying me!”
“ No I’m not!”
“ nO iM nOt, ”
Jason kicking his little legs in the child seat? Adorable. “B!”
Bruce is simply blocking this out. He’s been driving in circles for two hours and when they finally fall asleep, he takes care of business, gets the robbers tied up, and by the time the boys wake up, he’s like,
“ You caught them. Good job.”
The GCPD has to be useful SOMEHOW, so Gordon and Martinez take them to help look for “evidence.” Yes, the evidence happens to be at the park
Even the Rogues are on board? Selina doesn’t mind playing hurt when Dick hits her with a “batarang” from the local toy store. She decides to take it over the top and play dead, going limp,
“ You killed her!” Jason screeches, because they LIKE Selina,
Bruce, completely calm as Tim pokes a shaking Selina with a stick, “ Robin. What have you done.”
Naturally, Dick wails, but luckily, she miraculously “comes back to life” and tells them cats really do have 9 lives. “ You owe me so many diamonds, baby”
Bruce shrugs, patting Dick on the back, “ You owe me therapy money,”
“ Tch. Rich prick.”
Harley and Ivy “fight” the birds a lot, but it’s just Harley complimenting and hyping up Dick’s gymnastics while Ivy swings them around with vines like carnival rides,
When Harley’s “arrested”, she pulls Bruce aside and is like, “ Hey, maybe look into ADHD and autism, pretty sure they all have it, ”
“ Impossible? That’s genetic. I have neither.”
“ …1) They’re adopted. 2) I have some news for you.”
Harvey WILL kill Bruce on sight if he ever tells ANYONE he helped Jason and Tim tie him up with jumping cords. It’s already bad enough that video of him slipping on bubblegum bombs (deactivated) is viral
“ Okay, now three loops and around, – Jason, that’s a cat bridge.”
“ I’m NOT Jason Mr. Dent!”
“ Right, ROBIN, – can you at least gag this motherf– this jerk? Jesus, Oswald, what’d you eat, death?”
Oz, tied back to back with Harvey, with marker all over his face, “ Your MOTHER. I’M tired, KID, When’s your old man coming back?”
“ Dad says that if you miss bed time, you explode. Are you gonna explode, Mr. Penguin?”
So answer is yes we do want an Indian Cinderella next
fuck yeah I mean can you IMAGINE the dresses?! just anarkali style alone
i mean
any of these
could easily fit the profile
Fuck yeah i want an Indian Cinderella
Yes.
YES GIVE ME THAT DIVERSITY.
UNIRONICALLY GIVE ME INDIAN CINDERELLA
Um yes please?
We read Chinese Cinderella at school. I know it’s not Indian but it’s still another culture
Actually, the Cinderella story is very old and has hundreds, even thousands of variations across various cultures and time periods.
The story of Rhodopis is considered to be one of the earliest variants of Cinderella and comes from Ancient Greece. The tale of Ye Xian, aka the Chinese Cinderella, dates from around 860 AD.
There is a Japanese Cinderella story that dates from the 13th century. There’s a Vietnamese variant, an Iranian variant, and a whole bunch that pop up in One Thousand and One Nights. Like seriously, it’s all over the place. I wouldn’t be surprised if there actually was an Indian variant of Cinderella but I just haven’t heard of it.
I love how the tweet was like what you want more?? And we all went bitch yes
Apropos of nothing but the whole fucking thing about Bruce being embittered and deadened and rejecting hope is such a bullshit trope in both the movies and the comics.
Bullshit on so many levels. The only reason B puts himself through the amount of suffering he does every night while fighting crime is because he believes he actually is making a difference and that Gotham CAN be saved, that there’s something worth fighting for there in the first place - he is literally the most hopeful person within the entire dc universe I mean compare him to literally every hero that condemns Gotham as an impossible to save hellhole. Bruce is prepared to believe in goodness coming out of that hell hole if he fights for it.
The idea that the kid who saw his parents murdered in an alley and grew up trying to become someone with the skills to stop that from happening to anyone else doesn’t believe in heroes or in people being worth saving in the first place??? When his entire belief system is rooted in every life being worth saving??? Is absolutely insidious grim dark nonsense that detracts from the core of the character and I roll my eyes so hard at it.
Reblogging with my long af tags this time as I was reminded of their existence:
